I just don't understand windpants.

...I really don't.  Where do people even BUY these prehistoric pant options, anyway?  WHY wear them?  They're the most unflattering choice of "athletic wear" I've ever seen.  Have any of these women looked at their ass while donning a pair?  Instant pancake.
  There are so many options out there!  Track pants. Yoga pants. Why wind pants?  Is it that windy?  Are you really needing to be aerodynamic?  which brings me to my next point....Athletic shoes.  Why, though?  Did you run here?  Are you running home?  "They're comfortable". So are boots!  So are sandals!  So are these 5 inch Jessica Simpson crocodile platforms I'm wearing!  None of which require you to be athletic!  I carried a 4 year old, a purse, and an overnight bag into the school at a fast trot so as not to be late this very morning! 

I just dont understand athleticwear when there are no athletes present.  Put on some jeans and some heels and look presentable for Christ's Sake. This is public, not a gym.